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[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Depends on what kind of generation of MacBook that is. Intel-series? I'm leaning ThinkPad. M-series? It's gonna have to be the MacBook.

[–] amon@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

that's an iPad

EDIT: it's M4

[–] tauren@lemm.ee 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A tablet versus laptop? I don’t get it. Apples to oranges.

[–] amon@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm making fun of the fact that no matter how powerful the processor they put in (probably faster than most laptops to this date) they cannot do simple things the Thinkpad can.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

Not true at all. The iPad excels at simple things and will do them much better than an ancient Thinkpad. The iPad cannot do specialized or complex things.

[–] projjalm@lemy.lol 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Shareni@programming.dev 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, it's an IBM ThinkPad, it is slow. Linux just makes it usable.

[–] projjalm@lemy.lol -1 points 1 day ago

I lost my sense of perceiving slowiness after installing linux

[–] her01n@programming.dev 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That depends. Does the keyboard on the thinkpad work?

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why? Unless you're avid about the Track point, you're going to have a USB mechanical attached.

[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do people really use a secondary keyboard when laptops already have one? Generally attached to the screen and non-removable?

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

If they have a nub instead of a track pad, yes

[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 1 points 3 hours ago

But nubs are superior to trackpads!

[–] unlogic@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What are they competing in?

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Circle jerking

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Me, using a cheap old laptop that does exactly what I need instead of rebuying overpriced Apple products every time a new one comes out.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

Who actually rebuys overpriced Apple products every time a new one comes out? Clout chasers maybe, but not normal Apple users.

Up until very recently, only Apple had over 5 years of software support on their phones. With others you'd be lucky to get 3 on flagships and yet Apple had 6-7 years on some models. You could use your phone for 3 years, pass it on to a family member and they'd get to use it for another few years, while still getting updates. I'd argue that if you had a Samsung, you would've needed to update more often.

On the computer side they unfortunately do force regular users to upgrade after 6-7 years, which for that market is significantly less than anything running Linux. Of course if you know how to google it, you can get new OS updates for more like 10 if not 15 years. Still scummy. But nobody replaces them annually. Companies replace laptops at 3-4 years usually.