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No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit (theonion.com)
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[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 14 points 1 day ago

Damn. I ate that headline.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago

It was decided in the morning "Melania Clones" group chat.

[–] chebur54@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Cause she always wanted to work as a stripper but ended up on another dirty position in politics. Old habits or fetish most likely.