That's an obvious satire account, pretty funny nonetheless.
this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2025
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tbf he is right. Who wouldn't want to do the puzzle?! lol
I love puzzles, but I'd hard pass on a puzzle of my boss's junk.
Do it hard mode brown side up, tape it together with packing tape when it’s done, and then slip it directly into an envelope with a sheet of cardboard to keep it together, and deliver it to HR. No junk viewing required :)
Good call. I'll ask my boss to mail me the puzzle.
If you can, ask him for a close-up. Not for you, of course.
The only account on LinkedIn worth following.
Magnificent shitpost.
This was my first out-loud laugh of the day. Great ending.
So, is this guy just a Linkedin comedian? I think I've seen his absurdist posts before?
Yes. He's basically The Onion in LinkedIn account form.
Ok, thanks for confirming. He's pretty good.
I think there is/was a whole sub on Reddit dedicated to him as well. Sone of his posts are genuinely funny, they had to create a new sub because many people were taking the bait and posting his stuff on r/LinkedInlunatics when in effect, he is satirizing those very people.
His user name, was Ken M before though the profile image similar.
Satire is one of life's greatest pleasures!
#OpenToWork
Ken C is like LinkedIn's Ken M.
Might try this. Shouldn't take long to put a 3 piece jigsaw together.
yeah i enlarge mine by like 600% too
Fkn amazing
She obviously wasn't hired for her puzzlin' skills.
I shouldn't have read this at work. I'm losing my shit trying not to laugh out loud.
How many dick pick puzzles you reckon they manufacture each day?
I don't know but increase that number by one.
You can write dick on linkedin
maybe you can.
i’m a professional.
A professional dick writer?
🤞
How did you get that knowledge?
mostly stalking. Personally never used linkedin and can't find any reason to do so in future either.
I don't want to see his dick... but I would still do that puzzle.
The year is 2036, all forms of pornography have been banned. To send a dick pic to a girl you must use encryption methods, like a jigsaw puzzle.