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A place to post ridiculous posts from linkedIn.com

(Full transparency.. a mod for this sub happens to work there.. but that doesn't influence his moderation or laughter at a lot of posts.)

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[–] cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de 171 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's an obvious satire account, pretty funny nonetheless.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 30 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

tbf he is right. Who wouldn't want to do the puzzle?! lol

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 15 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I love puzzles, but I'd hard pass on a puzzle of my boss's junk.

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Do it hard mode brown side up, tape it together with packing tape when it’s done, and then slip it directly into an envelope with a sheet of cardboard to keep it together, and deliver it to HR. No junk viewing required :)

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Good call. I'll ask my boss to mail me the puzzle.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

If you can, ask him for a close-up. Not for you, of course.

[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 129 points 1 day ago

The only account on LinkedIn worth following.

[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 89 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Magnificent shitpost.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 79 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

This was my first out-loud laugh of the day. Great ending.

So, is this guy just a Linkedin comedian? I think I've seen his absurdist posts before?

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 39 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Yes. He's basically The Onion in LinkedIn account form.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 18 hours ago

Ok, thanks for confirming. He's pretty good.

[–] kirk781@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I think there is/was a whole sub on Reddit dedicated to him as well. Sone of his posts are genuinely funny, they had to create a new sub because many people were taking the bait and posting his stuff on r/LinkedInlunatics when in effect, he is satirizing those very people.

His user name, was Ken M before though the profile image similar.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 67 points 1 day ago

Satire is one of life's greatest pleasures!

[–] FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr 26 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

#OpenToWork

[–] nfamwap@feddit.uk 25 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Might try this. Shouldn't take long to put a 3 piece jigsaw together.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

yeah i enlarge mine by like 600% too

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 24 points 15 hours ago

Ken C is like LinkedIn's Ken M.

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 21 points 23 hours ago

Fkn amazing

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 14 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

She obviously wasn't hired for her puzzlin' skills.

[–] Maroon@lemmy.world 14 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

I shouldn't have read this at work. I'm losing my shit trying not to laugh out loud.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 13 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

How many dick pick puzzles you reckon they manufacture each day?

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago

I don't know but increase that number by one.

[–] serenissi@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

You can write dick on linkedin

[–] yuri@pawb.social 15 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

maybe you can.

i’m a professional.

[–] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

A professional dick writer?

[–] yuri@pawb.social 2 points 11 hours ago

🤞

[–] No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world 11 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

How did you get that knowledge?

[–] serenissi@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

mostly stalking. Personally never used linkedin and can't find any reason to do so in future either.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 5 points 19 hours ago

I don't want to see his dick... but I would still do that puzzle.

[–] pero@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 hours ago

The year is 2036, all forms of pornography have been banned. To send a dick pic to a girl you must use encryption methods, like a jigsaw puzzle.