It's going to be utter shite
this post was submitted on 16 Jun 2025
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Hahahahahahaha wow this is real
Yet another way for Russian daddy to send him money without anyone knowing.
I'm calling it, it won't come out. I just doubt it will happen.
If it does, it's a rebranded phone wrapped in fake gold leaf, like the Pablo Escobar phone. https://www.pcmag.com/news/the-phone-from-pablo-escobars-brother-is-just-a-galaxy-fold-covered-in
There are numerous errors on the page, from a processor section that doesn’t list a processor
Shit-tier Mediatek. Calling it now.
$47
Too high. Tello is $25 for Unlimited in the states and is also an MVNO, and not owned by fascists(at least not openly).
Not only is it survailance tech, not that a normal phone isn't, but it isn't competitive. More trash from the Trump Dump.
Trump likes to pitch crap to gullible fools.
Please, please, please, let everyone using it have the area code 666…
The Kushners went into billions in debt (paid off by Saudis) just to keep ownership of 666 5th Avenue in New York. They might be proud of that.
I know a maga grandma that will probably buy into this.
"It's all computer"
He's just a boy with a dream.
Insert parody of Raffi’s banana phone here
Did anyone read the TOS and such? Holy shit! So many red flags.
That design looks like patent infringement to me
Please God let some bug at the carrier level incessantly provision these T1s to a max of 1.5mbps because that would be so fucking funny.
New day, new grift.
Just come out with the TeleScreen, and be done with it already.
Can't wait to see the Truth Social bloatware. Also, do you think the applucatiin marketplace will be called the TrAPP Store?