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[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 32 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Because the taste buds are in the front of your tongue, not the back of your throat.

[–] MHLoppy@fedia.io 25 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I assume you're joking, but for those who got taught that in school but haven't thought about it since, that thing is basically bs: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongue_map

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 18 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

It's a deep throating joke.

[–] MHLoppy@fedia.io 11 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I know that part is, but specifically the front of your tongue tasting sweet is the weird tongue map thing that somehow made it into the education system

[–] CrustyCrinkles@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 hours ago

The back lf your throat doesn't have taste buds tho.

[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 13 points 1 day ago
[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 7 points 1 day ago

BAGEL NOOO!!!