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[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 28 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Because the taste buds are in the front of your tongue, not the back of your throat.

[–] MHLoppy@fedia.io 22 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I assume you're joking, but for those who got taught that in school but haven't thought about it since, that thing is basically bs: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongue_map

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It's a deep throating joke.

[–] MHLoppy@fedia.io 10 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I know that part is, but specifically the front of your tongue tasting sweet is the weird tongue map thing that somehow made it into the education system

The back lf your throat doesn't have taste buds tho.

[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 12 points 17 hours ago
[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 6 points 17 hours ago

BAGEL NOOO!!!