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Updated: CyberTruck "Slices Deer in Half"... Elon claims that it is safer for pedestrians. (fuelarc.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by KayLeadfoot@fedia.io to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Here’s a story you all saw coming. If a new model pickup truck is on the road for any amount of time, somebody is going to ram a deer with it! What makes this collision unique is the pickup truck in question: a 2024 Tesla CyberTruck. The headline tells much of the […]

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[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Meh. A motorcycle will split a deer in two. Not really the hill to be dying on.

[–] Amanduh@lemm.ee -1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You're only allowed to insult elon and the cybertruck, any thing else is wrong think

[–] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, I don't know. You see deer strikes all the time where I live (rural folks will know what I'm talking about).

You rarely see deerS strikes, where the deer get chopped into multiple deers. It happens, it's just rare, other than like, 18 wheeler hits.

I shared the story because I thought that was strange and alarming. The truck that looks like a guillotine blade seems to cut just how it looks like it would.

[–] Amanduh@lemm.ee -1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The guy made an innocent comment about motorcycles but because it was perceived as even possibly supportive of cybertrucks people downvoted lol I'm just pointing out to this commenter that you're only allowed to say bad things about musk/ cybertruck.

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Strange, but your post is still here and so is his. You said you are only allowed to say bad things about Muskrat and Swatiscar.

Oh wait, you wanted people to up vote you. Pardon me while I exit stage left laughing.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip -1 points 2 weeks ago

Lemmy is like this. You better conform to the narrative or you are in trouble.