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[–] Borger@lemmy.blahaj.zone 48 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

I feel left out, not even a spam bot wants me :(

[–] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 18 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

One day, you will get a message.

[–] Cloaca@mtgzone.com 23 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee -1 points 18 hours ago

God, shes so fucking baddd

[–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 8 points 21 hours ago

a message

Or 6

[–] Laereht@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

I got my message right after I filtered out the instance that follows "her" if you're desperate to get the dm. Dunno if it was related, but it was really weird timing.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 2 points 10 hours ago

Start being more active and posting stuff

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 2 points 21 hours ago

I got it a few weeks ago, but I just got another today.

That's 2 messages now. Feeling blessed.

[–] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 29 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Hey! You stay away from her! She messaged me first!

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 points 17 hours ago

Sorry to be the one who breaks this to you but when she starts texting other people, well, she has a will of her own can, theoretically, can leave you when ever she wants

[–] BeNotAfraid@lemmy.ml 18 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Homely af spam bot. At least they're going for realism.

[–] thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 18 hours ago

My girlfriend browses a different instance

[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 14 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Block and Report .. it's similar to Like and Subscribe .. but different.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 6 points 21 hours ago

But I'm still smashing that like button either way

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 points 17 hours ago

Usually, when I want to report her, the account already doesn't exist anymore

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 13 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I have to wonder if the actual woman in the image is aware her face is being plastered all over lemmy by some weird guy.

[–] stray@pawb.social 4 points 13 hours ago

I like to think that that's actually her, trying to scam us out of money, and I feel a kind of vicarious pride for her as a woman who doesn't even have to touch a real dick to get paid, while the rest of us chumps are over here with our shitty jobs. Obviously the reality of the situation isn't great, but in my head she's a Robin Hood kind of folk hero.

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 13 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Ah. I've just recently gotten that message. I kind of just ignored it.

What's the significance? Is it Lemmy's first spam bot?

[–] protist@mander.xyz 7 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

It keeps coming from new profiles on new instances

[–] JonsJava@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

What impressed me was the way they faked when the message was sent. It said the message was a week old.

[–] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] JonsJava@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

No idea. That's why I'm impressed

[–] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

How do you know, that they faked it, if you don't know, how they faked it?

[–] protist@mander.xyz 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

If you receive a message one day that shows it was sent on a prior day, I think the assumption is it was spoofed

[–] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 2 points 14 hours ago

Could just be a connection problem.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 3 points 10 hours ago

Can't believe there's a whole sub just for Nicole

[–] Frenchys_prospecting@aussie.zone 13 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I have 2 girlfriends named Nicole but neither of them talk to me.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 15 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Are they both from Canada and proud of being polish?

[–] Frenchys_prospecting@aussie.zone 9 points 12 hours ago

Wtf? How did you know?

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 12 points 21 hours ago

Later, virgins!

[–] Contemporarium@lemm.ee 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Sarcasmo220@lemmy.ml 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Me too! I am truly part of the lemmy community now.

[–] Contemporarium@lemm.ee 3 points 15 hours ago

Woohoo let’s celebrate! I have fentanyl laced blow who wants some

[–] Fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I just got that message recently... does that mean I'm cool?

[–] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 8 points 22 hours ago

Blessed be upon by the Fediverse chick!

[–] emberpunk@lemmy.ml 7 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

I got a bunch of messages. I saw my inbox, dismissed the spam and then I saw this meme. Actually lol'd. Thank you.

edit: although I'm a bit concerned... What's going on here? Anyone actually check out those links..? Obviously sketchy. Malware? Some kind of long con scam? Does this person know their image is being used?

[–] anotherpurpleheathen@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Yay I'm the clurb now. Got my Nicole message today.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 4 points 8 hours ago

Yeah i got mine yesterday, we're going in a date next week, i just gotta send her 500 dollars so she can get her car fixed first

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

Hey mate me too

Is there a Nicole day for Lenny like we had cake days for the Nazi app?

[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 18 hours ago

I got one this morning but the account got banned before I got to read it 😓