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I would also like to point out that they avoided the driven pole at the end of the fence.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Welp it's totaled, one less on the road.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago

Honestly, I kind of liked the stupid styling before it became a political statement owning one.

If Id bought one for a laugh and had the cash to not need to resell it to recoup my spend Id do dumb shit like this to the fucking thing.

[–] _LordMcNuggets_@feddit.org 18 points 1 day ago

Exactly the type of clientele I expected to be driving this glorified toaster

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Nazi clown car, driven by moron.

A match made in a dumpster.

[–] Auli@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Doesn't it have a aftermarket bumber added? And why does it say without a scratch when it is leaking?

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The joke is that the "heavily reinforced security fence" is just a bunch of boards and "without a scratch" in that same vein is the oh so tough cbertruck taking serious damage from a couple boards.

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Those aren't boards, they're hollow plastic. Same stuff they make the white plastic chairs out of.

[–] SirQuack@feddit.nl 2 points 10 hours ago

They were far too springey to be made out of wood, which was what I initially thought.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

If they were a real security fence and had an I-Beam core, this would have looked slightly different.

[–] Ulrich@feddit.org -5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is a dumb joke. Radiators are extremely fragile and that would have happened to any vehicle without adequate protection.

[–] AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 14 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

That wasn't the radiator. It busted the Brawndo cooler in the frunk

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 6 points 18 hours ago

Not the electrolytes!

[–] LostWon@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 hours ago

Not exactly "apocalypse-proof" though.

[–] CMDR_Horn@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is that a braided moustache?!? How is that not a topic of discussion as well?

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can wreck my truck in my handlebars 🎵

[–] oleorun@real.lemmy.fan 9 points 1 day ago

The words "hold mah beer" were definitely slurred before this happened.

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 6 points 7 hours ago

two different people ask if the fluid pouring out is gas

fucking morons

That final frame is weird.

[–] mmddmm@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

Yeah, better get out of the car and maintain a safe distance.

[–] Sunshine@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

I would like to see their repair bill.

[–] skozzii@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 hours ago

The good news if your a criminal they plan to give cops these now , so it should be really easy to escape when they break down.