They must be planning a false flag and this is the patsy that will take the blame for dropping the ball.
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Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention
(www.thedailybeast.com)
As always.
The only real terrorism in the world invariably comes from the US regime or from a US proxy.
Gardening is one of my hobbies but I don't have much retail experience... Guess that's me ruled out then.
He will weed them out!
Absolutely no favoritism with this hire.
Why do I think he'd look more the part, if he were wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm voting for Pedro?"
Can't wait for the biopic! That picture alone could be the promo poster. Wolf of wall street meets pineapple express?
Now if only we find out he sexually assaulted a child and owns at least three Nazi paraphernalia, he'd be the perfect GOP candidate
The ex-paste eater here is going to know what terrorists crave
Paste-eaters deserve better than this moron.
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Democrats: sorry, if you're under 70 you're too young for us.
Republicans: give me all your children!!!
Talk about a promotion!
failing upwards, just like P47
trying to look like the rock.
Maybe they don’t care if you think they’re dumb as long as the attack happens to solidify the people behind unjustifiable war. Greenland, Canada, Ukraine, Iran, China - as long as 400 million will again buy the lies.
I bet we could rng ppl in these comments 10x more capable.
Bet he likes the picture because the weird face gives him a few forehead wrinkles.
As qualified as any of them
that doesn't make it acceptable. if anything it makes it less so.
weakness is a sum of all parts, if all parts weak, there is no strength.
Name checks out.
And also, clearly, a massive douche.
AOC was a waitress, let’s shit on shitty people for their shitty actions. Let’s not shit on them because they worked “unskilled jobs” that’s just elitism. I’m sure this guy has skeletons in his 22 year old closet, but being a gardener isn’t one of them.
I guess what this is really about is that just like wokeism or the Democrats as they use minorities as human shields, the right wing also likes to appeal to the working class. But in reality, the elite don't need experts. They just need people to follow orders. Which means the beatings will continue until the moral improves. You have to be able to sacrifice your child to the son gawd as well as your Machavillian abilities to do the deed. The real issue here is that most Yankee pig dogs don't have the ability to accurately communicate the issues so we just live in a world of memes. Like, we are nothing but a reactionary mob because we allow ourselves to be a reactionary mob. And this is perfect for the police state because it gives the justification because of optics to beat the shit out of us when we try to fight back. And it is through the left and right paradigm that they maintain the social order. VIA DIVIDE and Rule. Careful what they do overseas because it's going to come back to you and me. I've lived long enough and I know America is getting what it deserves and there's more to come. It's just right around the corner. We either seize the means of production or we lock ourselves in our own chains. Voting Democrat won't change a thing. And it's all the same to those that can afford to pay off the corrupt police who nowadays have deputy gangs. Welcome to the Lords and Ladies of the Clown Kingdumb. You know, you kinda get peace of mind knowing that regardless of your own outcome, these individuals will face consequences. It is a mad world. If your on the side of the truth you don't need validation. We have seen all of this before. If you are literate and study history you know what comes next. It is easy to be a prophet when there is nothing new under the son
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Being an ex-anything at 22 is bad
Being called an "ex gardener" at 22 is just pissing on him