this post was submitted on 05 May 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] monkeyman69@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 month ago

Don't worry Anon, she was just prepping her Stegosaurus cosplay outfit with multiple dildo plating.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 1 month ago

I mean the odds of her having daddy issues were over 90%

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fake: Dinosurs aren't real

Gay: Wants to talk about dinosaurs instead of porn

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’m mostly hung up on the fact that he just happened to have an account for a cam site with tokens already funded and ready to go. Something tells me this wasn’t his first time.

[–] MinFapper@startrek.website 1 points 1 month ago

I don't think he ever said it's his first time