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Anon accidentally makes a camgirl rethink her life (lemmy.today)

submitted 4 months ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Fake: Dinosurs aren't real

Gay: Wants to talk about dinosaurs instead of porn

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I’m mostly hung up on the fact that he just happened to have an account for a cam site with tokens already funded and ready to go. Something tells me this wasn’t his first time.

[–] MinFapper@startrek.website 1 points 4 months ago

I don't think he ever said it's his first time

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 4 months ago

I mean the odds of her having daddy issues were over 90%

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 4 months ago

Me on Lemmy NSFW every day.

[–] monkeyman69@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry Anon, she was just prepping her Stegosaurus cosplay outfit with multiple dildo plating.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Thagomizer dildo?

[–] monkeyman69@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Oh my.. Thank you for the correct term, I'm sure she's been thagomized to the Cretaceous and back by now.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

At least "correct" term. You've heard the origin of it?