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There are medicines for that... 😳
I heard that KCN works great, I haven't tried it yet. 🫠
(Warning: This is not medical advice. Do not try this at home.)
What’s kcn
Oh its just dark humor.
The comment I replied to said "medicine" and KCN is Potassium Cyanide, a deadly poison. Basically my comment is a euphemism for the fact that I wanna kill myself.
Inertia says that the log is moving roughly the same speed as the truck, so I'll apply the brakes and move to the right.
Shit myself.
This is what the "overdrive" button on the shifter column is for.
Log that close? Same thing op would. Die.
Stop, lol. The momentum from the truck is carrying the log forward. Realistically, it isn't being shot directly into the windshield like a cruise missile.
Physics!
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