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[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Too late, kid's adopted her.

Kids are like cats, everyone knows that. Once they get you, they got you.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fact! That's why incels won't date single mom's. They're affraid of getting attached.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

No, incels are involuntary celibate. They won't date single moms because single moms won't touch em.

You're thinking of manosphere chuds.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You seem to know this subject better than I do, so I believe you. I've been in a happy relationship for almost 20 years. So this entire phenomenon couldn't be further removed from my reality..

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Basically incels are a specific thing, involuntarily celibate, but also what really defines them as incels is their misogyny stemming from a belief that women are to blame for their being celibate and not the fact that they themselves are the issue.

So like I've been celibate for about 4 years now, but I know I'm human trash not women, so I don't believe I'm considered an incel.

Not that you asked lol

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[–] Initiateofthevoid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't sell yourself short! I don't know you, you could be a racoon for all I know, but most people are at least a little trash, which means you're probably just as good as most people. Better, even, based on your willingness to consider your own responsibility for your life.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

you could be a racoon for all I know

Shit, they're on to me!

:P

[–] showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I’ve now tagged you as three raccoons in a trench coat. And honestly I think you’re doing a great job at it.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

If you're dating for a year and a half and you don't know if it's serious, it ain't.

However, if your partner's kid is going giving you a mom/dad day anything, the kid at least is taking it seriously, so you damn well better figure it out fast

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

OP is already living with their partner and making the kid breakfast? and they're worrying about their relationship getting too serious?

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

They might not be living there, just staying over.

Which is like, tomato tomato, but it's a distinction

[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

So wholesome, then:

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But OP here did not give up:

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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Take the hug, take the win, Mom.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 1 points 2 weeks ago

Fake: she's not really the mother (yet)

Gay: the flowers hopefully made her happy

[–] pickman_model@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

She got accepted into the family. That's awesome! She should pat herself in the back.

[–] Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works -1 points 2 weeks ago

With her cock?