Fake. Anon managed to not get bitten.
Gay. Snake charmer is clearly a euphemism.
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There's a museum or something I went to once where they had a kinda game.
There was a button and two lights. The game was to hold down the button, then release it when the light turned on.
If you weren't faster than a rattle snake, the other light turned on saying you died.
No one was fast enough.
Newtype testing device
Gay. Snake charmer is clearly a euphemism.
Lmao. I vote each greentext repost should come with the best fake & gay comment. It's like a desert.
What's the deal with "2o" instead of 20
Poor snake. He walked into its home and woke it up only to slaughter it.
Kid has a bright future as a cop.
Why not just let go while spinning at full speed? It'll go flying away and you can run the other direction.
Instructions unclear, yeeted a Snake at mach 2 into the face of another kid
Both heads explode. You are definitely gonna get scolded for that tho.