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Die Another Day. Judy Dench. (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] DizzoMyNizzo@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

The Dark Knight: Gary Oldman.

The Thing: Kurt Russell

{My girl says} John Wick: Keanu kills Muppets

[–] Atlas_@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

The Muppets - Steve Whitmire (Kermit's puppeteer)

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

X files, the tv show. Keep mulder

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[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 days ago

Top Gun. Keep Anthony Edwards.

[–] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago

Psycho. Mother.

[–] Mutterwitz@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

From Dusk Till Dawn - Salma Hayek

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Star Wars, keep David Prowse (Darth Vader, the actual guy in the suit).

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[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago

From Dusk Til Dawn, Salma Hayek.

Just imagining the perverted little Tarantino and Cheech puppets is giving me titters.

"We got velvet pussy, cloth pussy, fuzzy pussy, felt pussy..."

[–] useyourmainfinger@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (4 children)

It's Predator obviously, and keep the Predator...!

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[–] lime@feddit.nu 5 points 4 days ago

there will be blood, keep only paul dano. i love daniel day lewis but i just want to see eli be hounded by a screaming fozzie bear.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The original Japanese version of The Ring. Keep the Ring spirit, whoever played Sadako.

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[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago

Braveheart

longshanks

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I am Legend.

Not Will Smith.

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[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The Hunger Games, keep Snow. The Exorcist, keep the priest.

[–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 5 points 4 days ago (3 children)

The possessed girl being the only non-muppet in The Exorcist has a lot more comedy potential imo. The priest really should be Kermit.

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[–] xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 days ago

terminator; arnold

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 4 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Deep Throat, Linda Lovelace

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[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

The Pianist. Wladyslaw Szpilman (Adrien Brody) is still himself, everyone else are muppets.

[–] BodePlotHole@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Schindler's List - Schindler

Dredd - Dredd

Master and Commander - take your pick

The Wolf of Wall Street - Jonah Hill

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[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

127 hours, but I pick both the girls.

Edit:

Or Lord of the rings... Obviously I choose Gimili.

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[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Star Wars: A New Hope. C-3PO.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Any of the Die Hard franchise, really. It makes McClane seem like a complete fucking schizo to the point you wonder if this is all happening in his head a la Sucker Punch.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

While that's fun. I prefer Hans as the only human.

Alan Rickman giving an identical performance with Muppets sounds like a perfect film.

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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Dune. Keep either Patrick Stewart, or Sting. Not sure which would be funnier.

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[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Repo: The Generic Opera; Nathan

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[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Salò. The sex worker who tells the stories.

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