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Die Another Day. Judy Dench. (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The Dark Knight, but keep Bale as Batman.

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[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

X files, the tv show. Keep mulder

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[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

Top Gun. Keep Anthony Edwards.

[–] DizzoMyNizzo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

The Dark Knight: Gary Oldman.

The Thing: Kurt Russell

{My girl says} John Wick: Keanu kills Muppets

[–] Mutterwitz@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

From Dusk Till Dawn - Salma Hayek

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Star Wars, keep David Prowse (Darth Vader, the actual guy in the suit).

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[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

From Dusk Til Dawn, Salma Hayek.

Just imagining the perverted little Tarantino and Cheech puppets is giving me titters.

"We got velvet pussy, cloth pussy, fuzzy pussy, felt pussy..."

[–] lime@feddit.nu 5 points 2 months ago

there will be blood, keep only paul dano. i love daniel day lewis but i just want to see eli be hounded by a screaming fozzie bear.

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Braveheart

longshanks

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The original Japanese version of The Ring. Keep the Ring spirit, whoever played Sadako.

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[–] useyourmainfinger@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (4 children)

It's Predator obviously, and keep the Predator...!

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[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

12 Angry Men.

Henry Fonda was a funny guy, and I think he'd have had a ball playing it straight.

[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Hunger Games, keep Snow. The Exorcist, keep the priest.

[–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The possessed girl being the only non-muppet in The Exorcist has a lot more comedy potential imo. The priest really should be Kermit.

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[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I am Legend.

Not Will Smith.

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[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The Pianist. Wladyslaw Szpilman (Adrien Brody) is still himself, everyone else are muppets.

[–] BodePlotHole@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Schindler's List - Schindler

Dredd - Dredd

Master and Commander - take your pick

The Wolf of Wall Street - Jonah Hill

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[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 4 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Deep Throat, Linda Lovelace

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[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

127 hours, but I pick both the girls.

Edit:

Or Lord of the rings... Obviously I choose Gimili.

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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Any of the Die Hard franchise, really. It makes McClane seem like a complete fucking schizo to the point you wonder if this is all happening in his head a la Sucker Punch.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

While that's fun. I prefer Hans as the only human.

Alan Rickman giving an identical performance with Muppets sounds like a perfect film.

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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Dune. Keep either Patrick Stewart, or Sting. Not sure which would be funnier.

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[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Star Wars: A New Hope. C-3PO.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Repo: The Generic Opera; Nathan

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[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Salò. The sex worker who tells the stories.

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