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Chinese Restaurant Chain Apologizes and Offers Thousands of Refunds After 2 Diners Urinated in Soup: Reports (people.com)
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[–] Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 12 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Wu and Tang, eh? I don't know enough to know how plausible it is that those are their real names, but if so, then it's an interesting co-incidence.

[–] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago

Legend has it they ain't nothin' to fuck with.

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 20 hours ago

Well, that's a headline I didn't expect to read.

[–] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 18 hours ago

Umm this soup is delicious, what is your secret ingredient?...

[–] Bot@sub.community 1 points 5 hours ago

Suddenly a little kinky now 🙂