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[–] Applejuicy@feddit.nl 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wouldn't this be true for anyone?

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

from this graph i therefore conclude i have both IBS-D and Crohn's disease

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 0 points 1 week ago

Comglaturstion! We’re both going to die.

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Not to be too dark, but some people probably start in the die state and never even get to have any sort of poop. :(

I suppose that's still technically no diarrhoea.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 0 points 1 week ago

I mean everyone gets to experience their last trip to the toilet before dying, so I guess its not wrong.

[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wonder what kind of conditions might allow that state chart to have a transition from Death back to Diarrhea.

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 0 points 1 week ago

post mortem spasms might cause defecation

[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 0 points 1 week ago

I want the transition probabilities, fam. That's where the fun's at!

[–] LynneOfFlowers@midwest.social 0 points 1 week ago

If you think about it, and I suggest you don’t, this is a Markov model for all people regardless