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submitted 3 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A dairy dozen!

[–] MysteryMeatbag@mander.xyz 8 points 3 months ago

First they say a dozen means nine, then they say eggs are dairy. Don't believe the lies.

[–] BigMacHole@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago

I'm a Republican who Does My Own Research and this is OLD NEWS! We KNOW this! I heard it on Fox News!

[–] other_cat@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Me when this inevitably comes to pass

[–] dzso@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Don't try to tell me a dozen is 9, a dozen has always been God's number: 7!

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

The holy numbers of the current "chosen Abrahamic faith of God," are 9 and 19.