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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought he had already accomplished this a while ago.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Earlier this year he was still propositioning women on Twitter with offers of bodily fluids.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

I don't doubt he'll continue donating sperm, I just don't think he's much of a father.

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 1 month ago

Gotta be tough when the gender-affirming surgery he had to put an implant in his dick rendered it useless

[–] Wazowski@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Fucking broads does not fatherhood make.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago

This shows, once again, that anything to do with the US is almost impossible to satirise.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He should step back from being alive.

[–] Sho@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

You beat me to it 😂

[–] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

They're all too big for him to wear around his neck as a meat shield. Time for plan B.

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah, a little late on this one the onion. He never stepped forward for fatherhood.