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The whispering is all in her head and says she sucks

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[–] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If your organization is such a clusterfuck that you can't figure out how to open a PDF, then I'm going to consider that a bullet dodged.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Our front desk person, on the computer all day, barely understands how tabs work.

It's scary.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don’t like dishing on generational rants, but OMG the mobile device generation is every bit as lost as Boomers are when it comes to the actual functioning of their device or using a PC as an actual work device.

My kids have had a PC since they were four, they’re teens now and they still don’t get a lot of it, but when their friends come over they are absolutely clueless. Use an Xbox or Playstation? IPad? Sure! No problem! Anything beyond that they just give up.

[–] Contramuffin@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Technology needs to be actively taught and actively learned! If their school isn't teaching it, maybe try subscribing to some online tech literacy courses?

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm going to take a stab and say she's a recruiter for a third party staffing company.

They REQUIRE word docs so that they can copy and paste or edit your resume on their template.

Pro tip: take the requirements that they send you and Google search for it. Apply directly with the company and cut them out.

[–] Longmactoppedup@aussie.zone 1 points 8 months ago

The recruiters also like to remove your name and contact details so that the companies they are selling you to can't bypass the recruiter.

[–] AgaveInMyAss@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

.txt file

80 characters wide

With cool ASCII art, like those pirated software readme files. (Looking at you, Razor 1911)

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Uh I love this idea and will be adopting it.

[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 months ago

Right? Like, if I was a hiring manager, I would hire that person on the spot because I know they gots l33t hacking skillz.