So is your wife single?
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She sends it to me every time she has that conversation. It's how I know new girls have started working with her.
So is your wife single?
I also choose this guy's wife.
Afraid not.
Can you ask her just to be sure?
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One can't judge a relationship on an image alone but… there's a few redflags on this one. I hope for you they're false alarms.
Those are the red flags I need.
Those are checkpoints.
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Asked a guy I was on a date with if he liked Lego, and he straight-up laughed in my face and said "No, I'm not 7."
There are no single openly nerdy dudes in my area. Makes me sad.
(well, it actually makes me happy that cool people have successfully escaped this hellhole of a town and are probably living much happier & more fulfilling life)
You'll find someone. Might require a bit of a car trip, but you'll find someone.
The hardest trouble in nerd dating is finding the nerd
That's because we hide in our pillowforts
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That sucks. Meanwhile as a guy, I haven’t found that nerdy girl yet either. But those matches do happen. My coworker is a giant nerd. LEGO, movies, gaming, the works. She just moved in with an equally nerdy guy. She gave him the LEGO LOTR Barad-dur for his birthday laat month and they built it together. He gives her LEGO botanical sets.
Gotta love LEGO couples :D
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In no way does anyone that must be dragged out of the house have "golden retriever energy"
But I'm still happy for them
I may not fit all aspects of the meme, but enough of it is on point that it's accurate for her.
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a bit cringe though
Let he who isn't cringe cast the first stone
There's a certain threshold at which it becomes too cringe. Balancing it is the key.
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I'm not a fan of judging/shaming others for their hobbies/interests, so it always makes me a bit sad when the defense mechanism is to try to flip the aggression on the other side, trying to shame the "normie" interests.
Nah, it's the aggressive tone and the GIANT anime picture "edgy" that cringes me a bit, + the "Karen" + the "your man cheats on you", as if us nerds don't cheat (which to be fair, might be a bit true, but there are a lot of exceptions)
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Holy fucking cringe
why does someone try to shame your wife for something that you do, what kind of fucked up people does your wive interact with
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Hollow Night
All credibility lost.
Nah. My wife also tries to remember the games I play and sometimes almost succeeds like this. This is close enough from a non-gamer wife
Also my wife didn't make the meme she just has the meme saved
You let "Legos" pass but this was the final straw?!?
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golden retriever
cat boy
Hmm
Look man, no one said the meme was perfect.
I did. I said it.
I fucking meant it too. YOU CHERISH THAT WOMAN GODDAMNIT.
now if you'll excuse me I'll be in my BASEMENT. VIBING. until my WIFE GETS HOME.
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Golden retriever ENERGY
An important distinction.
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Where can I get a girlfriend/wife like that?
Asking the same question, I have no idea how to meet new people.
I'm glad you guys are happy, but I'd want the foundation for trust to be my dedication to my partner, rather than my lack of ambition to socialize irl. -Ideally, and obviously things are rarely ideal.
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Lol I love being poly. I love watching people freak out when I tell them my love has a date. "OMG what if they leave you???"
I mean... I'm getting laid plenty myself and if that's what they need then I want it for them. That said, I love her so much, I'm pretty comfortable sharing and everyone wins.
You can hear the gears grind 😌
This is one of those "a fish trying to understand a horse" situations, but as long as there's consent all around and everyone's happy; GLHF.
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