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[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 197 points 1 day ago (10 children)

What if you take the measles virus, weaken it and infect people with that?

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 87 points 1 day ago (1 children)

OMG, that's an awesome idea! Someone should try that!

[–] radiohead37@lemmynsfw.com 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Bobby didn’t invent that first, so he’s not interested. MAGA are not followers, they are leaders! /s

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Leading in kids with measles, AND kids dead from measles.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's how you get autism.

[–] bingrazer@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

What if I already have it? Do I get super autism?

[–] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 10 points 22 hours ago

uberautism, thank you very much. You've got to use fancy foreign words to make your mark, don't ya know¿

[–] heavydust@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago

That's a stupid idea. God created this virus as a test of our own faith. You can't weaken it. (someone around me might say)

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[–] Metostopholes@midwest.social 91 points 1 day ago (9 children)

To illustrate how fucking insane this is:

Measles has a death rate of 1-2 per 1000 cases. With US population at 340,000,000, that means 340,000 - 680,000 dead. And that's out of the 85 million people hospitalized, which would be a society destroying situation.

[–] formergijoe@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Not only that but measles can cause immune amnesia! Which is when "the immune system forgets how to fight off infections it successfully dealt with before—and [research] showed that this effect lasts for years!"

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Measles has a death rate of 1-2 per 1000 cases

Oh, its much worse. That's the death rate for people who get treated, in a vaccinated population in a modern hospital. In low-income countries (or in, say, places with 85 million hospitalizations) over 20 out of a thousand people die. And in displaced refugee children, it can rocket up to 3 out of every 10 infected children dying.

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

Yeah but those statistics are before we discovered horse paste

[–] takeda@lemm.ee 15 points 1 day ago

And that's just death, measles also creates life long conditions, some that appear years or decades after. For example the way he speaks, his disease is linked to childhood measles ironically.

Also another bad thing about makes is that it can reset your immune system, so now other diseases that you didn't have to be afraid before now can be deadly.

[–] something_random_tho@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yes, but how many are saved from autism and brain worms?

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[–] superkret@feddit.org 78 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

“It used to be, when I were a kid, that everybody got measles. And the measles gave you lifetime protection against measles infection,” he said, then taking a swipe at the vaccine. “The vaccine doesn’t do that. The vaccine is effective for some people for life, but for many people it wanes.”

"Some"=97%, "Many"=3%
And you know what the vaccine also doesn't do? Kill you!

[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I love how they say shit like "it wanes" as though that's a reason to not get it. Like, just get a fucking booster and you're good.

[–] half_fiction@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

For real, I thought he was going to name something of actual consequence even if it wasn't true like, "it makes your head explode." But, "it wanes"??? Uh ok, it wanes so some people might get measles anyway. Isn't that just problem solved then since you think infection is good? Completely nonsensical.

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[–] superkret@feddit.org 47 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I introduce the United States Secretary of Health!

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can the US rename the position to Secretary of Death? It sounds much cooler and is more fitting.

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He doesn't deserve "cooler." How about the Secretary of Infection?

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[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ah, measles. Nature's Ultimate Antivaxxer.

collapsed inline mediaMeasles deletes your acquired immunities

[–] meowgenau@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh wow, didn't know that. Where's this text from?

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Immune by Philipp Dettmer of Kurzgesat. Highly recommended reading...and watching.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 34 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Rest of the world should ban Americans from coming in. Who knows what kinds of diseases they might be carrying.

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 19 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

My local blood bank already wanted to know about any possible contact I might have had with Americans.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

I remember when we weren't a developing country

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[–] Hermit_Lailoken@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

It would be better if this guy fucks off.

[–] libra00@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

No, what would be better is if that guy got a bad case of my backhand across his mouth every time he opens it.

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Guys, if you live in Magastan, talk to your doctors, ask them to give you any shot they can of anything that needs a booster over time (or that you miss) and do it ASAP. If a new pandemic from a new virus comes, you'll be fucked, but at least you won't be if what you suffer is an epidemic of a fucking preventable disease.

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[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Okay brainworm, go intentionally get the measles and let us watch you for the next 6 months so we see how safe it is.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 11 points 22 hours ago

Unfortunately, he's almost certainly vaccinated against measles, because his parents were sane people

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[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 18 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I really hate that this motherfucker gets government-funded health care now, because every nasty-ass virus he gets is not only going to be well-treated, but actively buried.

[–] rigatti@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago

I'm sure he had bonkers good healthcare before anyway. His name is Robert Fucking Kennedy Jr..

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 20 hours ago

The worm is driving

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

To be fair, he didn’t say it’d be better for the humans

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[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Cool. I can't wait for my immunocompromised friend to die of a preventable disease that we had eradicated in the US until this year.

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 13 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

A recent episode of The House of Pod podcast included a virologist and an ER doctor (the host is a gastroenterologist) and they talked about measles and the potential lifelong effects that a non-fatal case can cause, like blindness or deafness. They also contrast with the efficacy of the vaccine, the virologist got checked before going to SE Asia and despite her last MMR dose being in the 90s she had enough antibodies that her doctor said she didn’t need a booster. She went on to talk about how while measles has mutated it has not changed to bypass immunity.

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[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 13 points 22 hours ago

God I can't wait for this season of South Park

[–] RonnyZittledong@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It is truly the golden age of the idiot

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago

That's what the media cycles misses. There's been no better time in history to be a rich uninformed idiot. History will look back on this as the golden age of the rich idiot

[–] spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Coming up: It would be better if 'Everybody got Polio'.

Next week Trump will be at the White House promoting the new Telsa Iron Lung.

[–] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 10 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Lol, he's right. I got measles, or... at least, an attenuated version from the FFUKCING MMR VVAccine, you dolt!

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 7 points 18 hours ago

hes an expert he made sure samoa got measles, and got 86children killed by it.

[–] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world 10 points 21 hours ago

what a jackass

[–] FreeRangeMustard@lemm.ee 9 points 17 hours ago

And that’s why I got all the vaccines. All of em. I treat vaccines like a sticker album or Pokémon cards. Gotta have them all… and the shiny ones are best.

[–] NoctisAureli@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Okay you first buddy

[–] mimavox@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

A true Republican. Anything that amplifies imbeciles and keeps poor people poor is the priority. Control the conversation of the masses with an endless string of stupidity so that they never think for themselves and take reasonable action. They can't collectivise with no time to think.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Measles is a terrible disease that can easily kill you.

What was the reason against vaccines again?

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