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[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 198 points 1 week ago (5 children)

They expected her to humbly step aside when her uber came, when she saw the regal couple-to-be!

Yeah I hate that shit too. My guess is it's a variation of "2 people walking side by side on a sidewalk automaticallly have priority over a single" - wtf, no, walk in line if there's people coming.

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 92 points 1 week ago (8 children)

2 people walking side by side on a sidewalk automaticallly have priority over a single

I HATE THAT SHIT! So many times I just want to play chicken with one of them

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 55 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Get a cane and you can really have fun. People will do the “I’m not moving anywhere” routine down the sidewalk right up until you get close enough for it to click that they’re about to body slam a disabled person. 10% still smack into you, but the 90% that dance out of the way are amusing.

[–] stroz@infosec.pub 22 points 1 week ago

Have used a cane for a year, can confirm

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’ll move a little to avoid conflict but I’m 6’-5” and one of these days I’m just gunna stand there and DARE them to cause a fuss.

Same with the metro. My elbows are sticking out more and more walking off it like GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY I NEED TO LEAVE SO YOU CAN GET ON. One of these days, if I line up right in fromt of someone, I’m straight up gunna say “well, idiot, you gunna move out of the fucking way or what?”

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tall and wide-shouldered but never have this kind of subway standoff. I considered stuff I might be doing differently, in case you’d like to try one of them:

  1. I usually look past people toward where I’m going. It’s a subtle cue but most pedestrians read it. This works well to avoid sidewalk collisions also.
  2. I tend to twist sideways while moving in tight spaces, lower my front shoulder slightly, and duck a bit through train doors. I think that body language might be doing a lot of work to signal where I’m going.
  3. If someone is oblivious to the above, I’ll make eye contact and smile, and that’s usually enough for them to realize I can’t get past. If they’re facing away I’ll say something like “pardon me, this is my stop” and if they can’t hear me either I’ll touch their arm or back to get their attention.

Hopefully one of these work for you!

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh, I 100% do all that stuff, it’s how I’m avoiding conflict so far. At some point it just gets fristrating to have to accomodate these people. The nice thing about being tall is that I’ll have the excuse of “oh sorry I guess I didn’t see ya there”. For the most part I’m fairly non-confrontational and it’s more of a fantasy but my god I’ve been getting real tired of stupid lately especially when I have to make up for it.

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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Literally I just whip out my phone and look absent minded in that situation.

So far no collisions

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[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If I don't have my kids with me, I do. I don't crash into them, but I stop when I get to them and make them go around. The lack of courtesy of some people needs to be challenged. It's mostly people in their early 20s in my experience, but I'll wait out whoever. Tired of this shit.

[–] Kbobabob@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

This is exactly what I do. Worked every time so far.

[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 18 points 1 week ago

I think if you stop and they run into you, that's technically a foul.

[–] PunkiBas@lemm.ee 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

There's a trick that always works if they're looking at you, even if you're in a crowd.

You just have to look down and in front of you. Like looking at the ground where you're gonna take the next 2-3 steps. Never look at them.

You can even use this while zigzagging in a crowd of people that are all going the opposite direction to you, as long as they can see you looking at the ground, they'll move.

They must think you're not paying attention or something and since they don't want to bump into you, and you're always telegraphing where you'll go, they always move.

[–] Weirdfish@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I'm on the taller side, I find if I look over and past people into the distance, never even acknowledging them, they part like the red sea.

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[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What works for me is I just look straight ahead and walk confidently in a straight line (on my section of path) and 99% of them time they'll shift over. If they don't think you're going to move then they will, and it's only fair. If you comply before you even get near them then they obviously aren't going to move.

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 3 points 1 week ago

and broaden your shoulders when you do just to get the point across

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[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There is something deeply wrong with those people.

It's in my bones to walk behind or in front when someone comes if there's only enough space for 2 people

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[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 66 points 1 week ago (4 children)

we had some trouble one morning when I was too tired to drive trying to get the dog to the vet. we kept ordering pet Ubers and the drivers kept showing up and canceling when they saw we had the dog. they kept saying they just saw the better rate and didn't realize it was because we had a dog with us. except it took like 10 minutes each time we had to try and get a new driver and we were trying to make it to the appointment on time at risk of them canceling the appointment and charging us a fee. is Uber going to reimburse me for the missed appointment fee? it didn't come to that in the end but it was very stressful.

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 52 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Next time when the Uber accepts the ride, hit the message button and tell em "Hi, I'M CARRYING A DOG", at least they can cancel the ride right then and there instead of driving over to you to cancel.

It's silly but drivers can be all sorts of clueless

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[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It’s wild that you can’t just request stuff like that in the app. Same with needing a child seat

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think you can? The drivers just weren’t paying attention.

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[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

we kept ordering pet Ubers

They said they did.

Here's the description by Uber

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[–] Dublin112@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

I've driven for Uber before, the driver app is buggy as all hell and I persinally refuse to do pet trips as they are so few and far between in my area that it really only hurts me if I want to make a steady income doing normal rides for the day. I frequently will open the app to see it randomly will toggle on pet rides and package deliveries despite me never trying to sign up for those services. The wrost part is as a driver, you have 10 seconds WHILE driving to accept of or deny the request so the only thing I can safely quickly look at is the ammount I am being offered for the trip and the estimated trip distance to make sure that ammount is worth my time. Once you accept a ride, you can see 0 information about that ride until you drop off your current rider, once the first rider is out, the only information for the next trip uber gives you is the pick up location and the name of the account. It's put me in a lot of akward situations where someone ordered a pet ride and I show up and say they can't have thier pet to find out they did in fact pay for Uber pets but Uber decided I was a Pet and package driver that day as well despite again NEVER signing up for those additional services.I feel loke not enough people actually sign up to do those and Uber tries to trick the drivers into accepting those kind of rides and once they realize it was a pet ride they canceled. As bad as that was for you, I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if you were also experincing Ubers own issues with drivers first hand there.

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[–] No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This screenshot is so old this couple is probably with one kid and in the middle of a divorce for they never knew how to set healthy boundaries.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

7 years? You're optimistic. I think that already happened years ago.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

You're saying that this has been reposted for longer than their marriage lasted?

Seems about right.

[–] blind3rdeye@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

I still reckon it was probably a fake story created to get people talking about the existence of that service. i.e. an ad.

[–] Merva@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What is an uber pool? I am imagining some sort of German engineering wonder.

[–] Hazzard@lemm.ee 44 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It's a cheaper option, to allow your uber to "carpool", I.E. Your uber can pick up other passengers heading in the same direction to be more efficient, thus justifying your discount.

You can see why it'd be a jerk move to then get mad at the other passengers, who had no idea who they'd be pooling with, and how insane it would be to use it on the way to your wedding.

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Isn’t it ironic, like somebody getting in your uber pool on your wedding day!

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or like picking up passengers when you’re already late

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 15 points 1 week ago

Like the romantic carriage ride that you just didn't take.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I was wondering too. Wouldn't the water get spilled in the turns?

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

You're clearly joking, but for the unaware, "Uber" is a crowdsource taxi/rideshare service. An "Uber pool" is similar to a carpool. Where you share the vehicle with other riders. Making the "Uber" vehicle, aka, someone else's car, into what is essentially a bus.

I've heard rumors that Uber is even talking about having drivers run a set route.... Like buses do.

We've come full circle.

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[–] TTH4P@lemm.ee 44 points 1 week ago

The final time I ever called an Uber pool was when the driver picked up 4 people even though the passenger had indicated 3, and then expected me to squeeze into the backseat of a sedan with 3 other people. I basically became one with those people. Never again.

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Pro-tip: take the bus next time. Who am I addressing? Yes.

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 week ago

That's what my wife and I did

[–] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Trust me, any public transport would be great but even in liberal states we’re seeing large fund cuts. The public bus stop 5 min from my house that went straight to the tram that goes downtown is now a 30 min walk that goes to a diff tram station that goes to my regular tram station which goes downtown. 1.5 hours to go 15 miles, I’ll uber. Or in summer months I’ll ride my bike to the close tram.

I can’t wait to move to the city….

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 week ago

Nothing wrong with choosing Uber pool for your wedding if you're in to that. I'd do it and party with a kind stranger.

But don't be mad about someone joining then

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don’t remember Uber being very good at explaining what the different tiers even mean. Maybe they thought it was a fancy car with a pool inside.

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

on the one hand, that's dumb.

on the other hand, that doesn't surprise me in the slightest.

[–] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Oops, meant to call tinder pool

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

"I'm sorry you're upset, Kimberneth, but it's a coincidence. What's that mean? It wasn't planned..."

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 6 points 1 week ago

Let them be mad and laugh at them. You can't fix stupid.

[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Probably not even true. That's the great thing about rituals like marriage, you get to make up whatever rules you like but it sucks when someone calls you on your bs

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