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cross-posted from: https://ponder.cat/post/2796864

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There are plans to create a 9-foot-tall version in bronze in the works

Oh good, that'll make a beautiful visual as well pull that piece of shit down!

[–] peetabix@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Looks like that guy on the left is humping Trumps leg.

edit: Turns out its a woman.

The mark of a modern Republican/fascist

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 3 days ago
[–] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 3 points 3 days ago

That's the woman. Who, ironically, couldn't adequately cover Trump's body mass. 😂

[–] Bot@sub.community 6 points 3 days ago

So self-involved

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

"What an accurate reproduction of the shit running down his leg."

[–] perestroika@lemm.ee 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

If he continues ruling like that, he's going to need more floor space. :)

If it were another house, I'd recommend a statue of a small crowd of Soviet citizens heroically overwhelming a man who missed Brezhnev with a pistol. The statue should be equipped with audio, so if a visitor approaches, the audio should play and multilingual translations should run on a screen, narrating the approximate dialogue:

<bang>
you missed him
<bang>
really poor shot
<bang>
hey, let me try
<bang>
give me the gun
<bang>
you're wasting ammo, give me the damn gun
<bang>
stop resisting, I will take the gun from you now

(sadly it's based on an anecdote, no such historical event has occurred)

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Looks like he's about to get suplexed.

[–] xc2215x@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

So obnoxious of him.

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