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[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
cd ~/repos/work-project27
git checkout dev
git branch new_feature
### code for a few hours, close laptop, go to sleep, next morning
git checkout dev
### code for a few more hours, close laptop go to sleep, next morning
## "oh fuck, I already implemented this in new_feature but differently"
git checkout dev
git diff new_feature
## "oh no. oh no no no. oh fuck. I can't merge any of this upstream and my history is borked."
git clone git@workhub:work/work-project work-project28
cd ~/repos/work-project28

Truly a Sisyphus tale

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 1 points 3 months ago

That last one is more common than I'd like, a lot more

[–] tamlyn@lemmy.zip 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

At university there were some students that want to manage projekts in could storange. That was just stupid but i didn't know it better at that time.

[–] lesnout27@feddit.org 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] tamlyn@lemmy.zip 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I'm sick...that's my excuse....

[–] lesnout27@feddit.org 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Didn't want to be mean with the meme

[–] tamlyn@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 months ago

Don't worry, it's fun