I have this great idea for an app, we can go 70/30 on it! 70 for me because the idea is the hardest part after all. So basically it's Twitter plus Facebook plus Tinder with a built in MMO. You can get that done in a couple weeks, should be pretty easy right?

[–] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 months ago

I thought the joke here was that your unbalanced parentheses would make me angry (they did))

[–] towerful@programming.dev 1 points 4 months ago

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[–] Molten_Moron@lemmings.world 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Html is a programming language.

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

That’s right there with calling JS, PowerShell and Bash “programming languages”. I said what I said.

Edit: I’m a developer myself and it looks like I triggered everyone just as the post said. Thanks for playing!

[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 months ago

I think what people generally mean when they say programming language (other than just a language to write a program) is that the language is turing complete. Even with this more limited definition, JavaScript, Bash, and Powershell are turing complete and therefore programming languages.

[–] sleep_deprived@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Tell me you don't know what a programming language is without telling me you don't know what a programming language is

[–] tocano@lemmy.today 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

tbf javascript is not a programming language, it is the language of the devil

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 1 points 4 months ago

What if the devil is a programmer?
Would explain a lot of things actually