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[–] bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

He's lying, he got your foreskin on his top 3 foreskin pedestal.

[–] oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Damn the foreskin leaderboards must be wild

[–] nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Is it by volume? Quantity? Elasticity?

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 15 points 22 hours ago

All of that and so much more. There's a whole industry of old guys with those magnifying scopes they hold with their eye muscles that evaluate foreskin quality.

[–] notabot@lemm.ee 8 points 22 hours ago

You don't want 'em too elastic, or they ping off and get lost under the cupboard.