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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

I'm sure like 99.9% of us here get the joke, but the meme says water turns into ice when it freezes.

[–] Mighty_Appititey@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

That's the kind of ground breaking studies that keeps S.H.I.T. a top tier institute

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My God... They look just like flakes of frozen water!

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago

You can't freeze water. Water is a liquid, frozen things are solid.

You're thinking of quartz.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It can also hold a plethora of other chemicals that make it highly conductive (nanobots!?) and even in its most pure form it contains acidic as well as basic components (sorcery!?).

[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Nanobots‽

Sorcery‽

interrobang :)

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 0 points 1 month ago

It's a fun symbol with a fun name but I'm not a fan because it removes the nuance of which symbol you put first. I use "!?" for exclamations where the speaker can hardly believe what they're saying themselves and "?!" for rhetorical or emotional questions.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 0 points 1 month ago
  • Nanobots?
  • Sorcery?
  • Hotel?
  • Trivago
[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's an extremely addictive chemical as well. You'll feel withdrawal symptoms after mere hours and going without for multiple days results in death!

[–] psud@aussie.zone 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I felt I needed more than 1L of DHMO after breakfast, I have been a habitual user for pretty much my whole life

It's there hope for me‽

[–] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, I'm sorry. You only have years to live.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It depends, I have known people die just a few days or hours after drinking it

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 1 month ago

If too much gets into your lungs it's lethal.

[–] el_bhm@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago

Join ADHMO brother. There is 12 steps.

[–] tfed@infosec.exchange 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

@fossilesque with Hydric Acid it may produce blistering vapors :blobcatterrified: when exposed to temperatures of >100° C

[–] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 month ago

This substance is a key ingredient in some energy drinks. All humans who have consumed these energy drinks develop a dependency to it, and have withdrawal symptoms up to and including death.

[–] slappypantsgo@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It blows my mind that anyone thinks that dihydrogen monoxide thing is funny. I’m against chemophobia or whatever it’s called, but the dumber person plays the trick.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's not supposed to be funny.

[–] slappypantsgo@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes it is and you know it is. The downvotes prove it. Only worthless pieces of dogshit think that trickery nonsense is amusing.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do you really need someone to explain this to you?

Only worthless pieces of dogshit think that trickery nonsense is amusing.

Because it's not meant to be amusing. But also, goddamn dude take a step back lol...

Anyway, it's meant as an attempt to get through to ignorant people who genuinely believe that chemical = bad.

[–] slappypantsgo@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can continue to pretend that this isn’t designed to amuse worthless pieces of shit who think that their moral and intellectual superiors are dumb for not recognizing chemical names, but it is a fact. It absolutely is meant to be amusing, because the alternative is being straightforward and advocating against chemophobia. Y’all sound like worthless whining reddit brained dumbfucks with dihydrogen monoxide. Pathetic, weak.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I find it extremely amusing (and intriguing) that you're commenting so passionately about something so inconsequential.

It is a bit strange though. SUPER vitriolic. Like you fell for it as a child and were ruthlessly bullied for it or something.

Also, that shit existed long before reddit. It was used by one of my middle school teachers in the 90s to demonstrate how propaganda can work (along with the other thing). Seemed to work pretty well on the less science-minded kids. That's a win for me.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's not meant to genuinely trick people into thinking that water is bad, that's obviously ridiculous even for the dumbest of people.

It's meant to be explained afterwards for those who got genuinely caught. Experiencing a fear of some dangerous chemical only to discover it's simply water is an illustrative example of how people misunderstand chemistry and chemical industry, and for some it might be eye-opening.

[–] slappypantsgo@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don’t understand why idiots cannot admit that this is supposed to be an amusing exercise. It always has been and it has always been about superiority. Unearned superiority by worthless STEMbag dumbfucks who should be strapped into a rocket and fired directly into the sun.

Tricking your moral and intellectual superiors into thinking that a scary chemical is out there just to then reveal that it’s actually water is intellectual idiocy of the highest order. If bottom of the barrel worthless dumbfucks want to combat chemophobia, all you have to do is engage in education.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 0 points 1 month ago

Let me be clear: I myself am not a big fan of "mock people and then pretend it's about teaching them". This is just being a scumbag.

But this is not meant to be that, or if it's used by someone in this capacity, it's a very poor laughing matter indeed.

It is good, however, as a conversation starter to bridge the gap. Meant not as mockery, but as an illustrative example to explain how we shouldn't be afraid of "scary words chemists say".

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Very intelligent people can like childish fart jokes and dad jokes. It has nothing to do with their intelligence; people just have opinions on humor. I don't like scatological jokes, but I don't try to define someone's intelligence with it. That would be extremely stupid, as they are not related.

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[–] Zero22xx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Dihydrogen Monoxide

What is this woke liberal commie trash. Are you trying to summon a demon? Speak American!

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 month ago
[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oxidane, hydric acid, hydroxylic acid, hydrohydroxic acid, hydroxic acid, hydroxoic acid, hydrol, μ-Oxidodihydrogen, oxygen dihydride, hydrogen hydroxide, aqua, neutral liquid... 🤷‍♂️

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] MrBananaGrabber@lemmy.today 0 points 1 month ago

“Universal” Ha! Knew it you commie!

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 0 points 1 month ago

Finally, someone let me out of my cage. Time for me is nothing cuz I’m counting no age.

[–] reddit_sux@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago
[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

*frogs naturally turn gay its a plot point Jurassic Park

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Send this to Fox News! The MAGATs need to know about this substance. It would be amazing to hear a MAGA politician comment on the dangers of this substance and vow to eradicate it.

"Everyone exposed to this molecular structure dies, there are no exceptions"

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What does the T stand for (or is that a typo)?

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 0 points 1 month ago

It makes it sound like maggots.

[–] choab@discuss.online 0 points 1 month ago

This is the woke DEI future that the globalists want

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[–] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I heard somewhere that if you breath this stuff in its liquid form, you can die!

[–] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 0 points 1 month ago

Everyone that has ingested it has eventually died

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Someone told me if you apply a little heat it just disappears! Leaves zero trace. What kind of freak invents this stuff

[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Do you think it's conspiracy theories that turn people gay and they're just trying to justify it so they can feel comfortable with their sexualities?

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