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submitted 1 week ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

They're just news now bud

[–] rigatti@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Honestly wasn't sure if this was satire just looking at the headline.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Give it a few days

[–] ef9357@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

It’s a sad state of affairs that this headline is completely believable.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 week ago

Are you sure this site is actually satire? This could actually be real for all I know.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That thought legit made me a bit nauseous.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

Wait until other press outlets start rolling the same headline in a few days