I watched Twister and saw how good wind chimes worked. Looked cool and added to the carnage when the wind hit!
this post was submitted on 01 Mar 2025
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I'll put a wind chime on my car so I always know what direction the wind is blowing. No hurricane is going to sneak up on me!
I gonna put a wind chime made out of sharpies over a map of the gulf of America so I can get a chart of the storm path