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[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hopefully they all end up like his daughter.

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We're in dire need of some italian plumbing.

[–] NostraDavid@programming.dev 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

When she didn’t sign the NDA, the payments were reportedly slashed, and eventually cut again to $20,000 a month.

Oh no! Only 20,000 dollahs!? That poor woman must now be living on water and bread for the rest of her life!

Listen, I get it - Musk is using his money to manipulate people and he's an asshole for that, but the cry story is just bleh.

[–] misteloct@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (12 children)

He promised $15m and $100k / month. Would you honestly sleep with Musk and carry the weirdo's kid for any less? I'd need $20k/mo just to have dinner with the guy once.

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[–] TronBronson@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Ah yes make money exploiting people, use it to exploit people, so glad we're too enlightened to tax these people or bind them to our laws.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Looking at his current kids, I don't think they're going to form up as HIS legion....

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[–] glebyglobster@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

this has to be satire, there’s no way

[–] MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

We've already had reports of him propositioning employees for sex for money. You don't think he considers everyone on Twitter his property?

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This guy needs to be compost

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