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[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 52 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

how tf are these things insurable, or even in compliance with federal motor vehicle safety standards?

[–] ThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.social 68 points 2 months ago (1 children)

how tf are these things insurable

That's the neat part, they aren't.

or even in compliance with federal motor vehicle safety standards?

Because American standards only focus on the safety of those inside the vehicle, they also assume that the manufacturers make the frame out of something at least a little stronger than wet tissue paper.

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That thread is a swasticar support group.

[–] ThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.social 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

To be fair, if I spent 60% of a house on such a useless vehicle, then I would probably need a lot of support too.

(In case the link expires, it links to a real estate listing costing 243,500 CAD or 171,000 USD. Meaning that the Swastdumpster would cost 58.4% of a rather nice house located here)

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

Wow Calgary has gotten expensive. I would just move to BC at that price lol

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I feel like I have seen this exact same damage multiple times already for the cyber truck. Same wheel and everything, front passenger side.

There must be some extremely faulty design with that wheel.

[–] Amanduh@lemm.ee 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The black actually looks sick on this

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I was going to say. It's not my style, but that matte finish looks better than stock for sure.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 2 months ago

Doing as much as possible to obscure its general shape can only make it look better.

[–] Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

I have also seen some "cyber" paint jobs that look decent on it. But, it sucks getting an expensive paint job on it before it falls apart. And there are much nicer looking base cars to take advantage of a cyber paint job, like pretty much any recent lamborghini or even lower priced techie looking cars.

[–] Inaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

It makes me want to be sick on this.

Pretty sure that’s just a SwaziTruck in general thing.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 18 points 2 months ago
[–] Punchshark@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] resipsaloquitur@lemm.ee 17 points 2 months ago
[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Is it supposed to do that?

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

I would like to say that if it was 2018-ish and Elmo was just running around with "not a flamethrower", this dumpster would still be a piece of shit.

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That ain't no frame issue...

In this thread, people who never took a look at the mechanical components of a car.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

A shitty person sells a shitty product for a shitty price

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

Frame not suspension?

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

wouldn't surprise me it's Trump gives Tesla a military contract to mass produce cybershites for the military.

let the military get fucked with them.