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Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? (velvetshark.com)
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[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Okay I absolutely hate Microsoft co-pilot, but if you see THAT logo as how your butthole looks like then you need to urgently see a doctor

[–] BzzBiotch@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Welp, off to the doctor’s, I guess!

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ask him to make it look like ChatGPT, that'd be a cool looking butthole

[–] BzzBiotch@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Already owner of a grade-a sphincter but I’ll see what I can do. Maybe also add a monocle?

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There's no shame in getting a check up from a proctologist, ignore the insertion of fingers!

[–] BzzBiotch@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hard to ignore when your doctor is using you as his hand-puppet.

How did we get here, again?

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Something to do with AI I think?

[–] BzzBiotch@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ahh, of course. And now we know there’s three stages of separation between AI and the muppets.

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

They may be only three stages of separation, but the Muppets have so much more soul and creativity than the disappointment that is AI trash.

[–] BzzBiotch@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

…or a proctology exam

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

Hey it's me ur doctor

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Now you know where the slop comes from

[–] Moonwalk@lemm.ee 9 points 2 weeks ago

I guess they really liked Community.

[–] kevin2107@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

aren't all icons butthole-esque?

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Even VLC icon?

What's wrong with your butt?

[–] emmanuel_car@fedia.io 7 points 2 weeks ago

Still butthole related, it’s something you put in it.

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sounds like a note from moon hooch when I fart.

[–] kevin2107@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

this was the highlight of my day thank you

[–] wondrous_strange@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Now we're talking

[–] loaf@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What’s wrong with buttholes?

[–] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Poop is gross

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you play in the mud sometimes you get dirty.

There’s nothing wrong with a little corn on the knob a quick shower takes care of it.

[–] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I’m a bit of a germaphobe so I’d have to wrap up at least. I’ll play with peens but poopers still aren’t my thing. Oh shit, what’s up Satan! Just realized who responded :)

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

Chocolate Starfish AI.

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

Because it represents their company's board of directors. Assholes. Every single one of them.

[–] JeremyHuntQW12@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

If you have something that looks like the Stellantis logo on or near your genitals, you should see a doctor, soon.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Because AI in everything is an ass-decision

[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

Look inside yourself, padawan learner, and you will see that the question is the answer.

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 weeks ago

My guess is the same reason people are attracted to the nipple and ai 'knows' what's liked so all the AI companies who presumably used AI to generate their logos unknowingly all created nipple-esq logos. Or the same but with sphincters