The prime minister also made a series of new commitments to Trump, including a promise to appoint a new fentanyl "czar." And he promised to list Mexican cartels, one of the top purveyors of fentanyl and other drugs in Canada and the U.S., as terrorists under Canadian law.
I can almost hear how that conversation went.
"YOU HAVE TO APPOINT A FENTANYL CZAR"
"uhhh alright"
"AND DECLARE MEXICAN CARTELS TERRORISTS"
"sure thing, Donald, can you remove the tariffs now?"
"ONLY UNTIL I COME UP WITH SOMETHING ELSE"