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[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And he says this in front of the Israeli prime minister. What a mad lad.

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[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Netanyahu: this is the guy we want in the White House!

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[–] fmtx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 weeks ago

"The misuse of language induces evil in the soul.”

--Socrates

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

I think we should all show him how much we "love" him then. See how he likes it.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 15 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

and the Ukrainians who liberated us from the death camps were the real assholes. probably

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[–] Trilobyte@feddit.uk 15 points 2 weeks ago

And to think people still defend this muppet

[–] TeaUrchin@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] AFaithfulNihilist@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

A book written by a woman? That sounds like DEI.

[–] yonaz@lemm.ee 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not from the US but it’s this how all republicans view the Holocaust or is it just 47?

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[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Remember in 2015 people were ridiculed for comparing him with "he's literally hitler"

My ambien just kicked in but me thinks he was trying to imply that the hama a refugees were treated horrible. And with no kindness like nazis did. So your captors are even worse than the naxis !

I think that is maybe the goal in that pudding brain.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Lets ask him how slaves in the New World were treated. That would be entertainment for days.

[–] hossein@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Did they give you a meal on the side? … Like, you know, what happened in Germany?

To be fair they did give prisoners a watery soup made with potato peels and a small piece of bread in between forced labor shifts. He is also making this the new school lunch standard.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago

School lunches is communism, they have to pay for their gruel

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[–] WhatSay@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

Now his marriage history makes more sense

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Damn that fucked up. The Jewish MAGA freaks will continue to gulp down the Orange Kool-Aid mixed with Russian vodka.

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago

lmao I was wondering how long it would take. AIPAC fucked around and now they're gonna find out. they think Trump is an ally, and all he wanted was to use them as an excuse to take out pro-Palestinian activists. once they're gone, at some point he's gonna turn his attention to Jews.

[–] Ilixtze@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago

"Are we the baddies?" moment

[–] aaron@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago

My gentile parents voted for this cunt

[–] aaron@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago

Even Trump isn't this stupid. We're watching a deliberate collapse of the US economy.

[–] BlackSheep@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago

This seriously makes me ill. WTF?

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