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race conditions (lemmy.zip)

submitted 4 days ago by 0x0@lemmy.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 42 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Rust is still in the locker room having an argument with their coach (borrow checker).

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

C++ is home sick, currently the doctor (compiler) is not sure whether it's got the flu or a terminal cancer.

[–] epicstove@lemmy.ca 13 points 4 days ago

terminal cancer

"I'm sorry, you've been diagnosed with :(){:|:&};:"

"You have a couple seconds to live."