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race conditions (lemmy.zip)

submitted 5 days ago by 0x0@lemmy.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 40 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Why is the crab not Rust. This is outrageous, it’s unfair

[–] d_k_bo@feddit.org 34 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Rust would be some borrow checker compile error like

borrowed data escapes outside of associated function

argument requires that `'1` must outlive `'static`

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

rust errors are funny if you don't know rust

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 13 points 4 days ago

News at Ten: Borrowed Data Escapes Outside of Associated Function

[–] jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

you can still segfault in rust iirc

[–] jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 1 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Not in safe Rust. Only if you explicitly tell the compiler "I got this, don't worry" but then fuck up.

[–] jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 days ago

[–] jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 days ago

I guess they fixed the weirdness involving calling main later in the program