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Nothing quite says “high-performance muscle car” like a popup ad for a Mopar Extended Warranty covering your whole center console. That’s right, Dodge Charger owners are now experiencing an exciting new feature: pop-up ads that appear every time the vehicle stops at a light. This absolute garbage feature was spotted in the wild, take a look here.

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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 22 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I chose the right decade to give up driving.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I chose the right decade to get a car without any options whatsoever

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 10 points 11 hours ago

My 2007 just clicked over to 271K miles and I'm going to keep it running as long as possible. It has all normal bells and whistles of a limited version, but was built before all this madness began. It's a CAR.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

We were rocking an 08 Mazda without even power windows up until a few years ago. Even that is too much these days. I'm happier on buses and trains.