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[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 15 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

So I guess you don’t mind having to bury it if it catches fire, because they reach insane temperatures. Or the fact that raccoons think they are dumpsters.

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 1 points 12 minutes ago

Raccoons are not unique in that regard. Or maybe I'm a raccoon?