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[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

why didn't they use fuckin oranges? it was right there

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 week ago

Oranges are real fuckin' annoying when they talk. I can only offer up two examples to prove my point, but it's weird that there are two of them.