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I can't explain that tbh. Would you like me to have a look???
I'm trying my hardest to picture how one would attempt to wash a vagina with a bidet, and the only conclusion I'm getting here that makes any sense is that you probably don't even know what a vagina is.
Here's a little hint for all you confused straight boys: the vagina is the hole, and the bits on the outside are collectively referred to as the vulva. For most of you reading this, the only practical application of this knowledge you'll ever get is maybe leaving slightly more anatomically correct comments in the replies to a greentext, but who knows?
As a straight boy who is better-versed in vaginal care than most: thank you for spreading the word. Uninformed men can do a lot of damage to the self-esteem (and sometimes, by consequence, to the vaginas) of their partners if they don't know this stuff.
I have a potential solution:
She executes the Riker Manuever, and sits on the toilet facing the tank... or more crudely, she mounts the toilet in cowgirl position.
Granted, she'd probably still have to do a bit of angling... and... probably not gonna actually get much water actually into the vagina, unless the bidet is... dangerously poweful in psi terms, basically?
... or possibly she is still considerably aroused?
Disclaimer: I do not possess a vagina, but I am at least aware of basic human anatomical configuration.
Sure is uh… quite the thought experiment, but for me personally, a thought experiment is where I'm happy to leave that consideration (I don't have a bidet).
Fair enough, lol.
I had a bidet at one point, honestly do recommend for cleaning your pooper... ends up saving a lot of toilet paper money after not too much time.
You don't have to get a whole new toilet, there are many different kits you can get that you can install into a normal toilet... however, if it gets fairly cold where you live... either you may want to also get one with a seperate tank, or... be ready to endure the polar blast, hahah.