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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon's split personality (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com -1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Someone hasn't had a girlfriend

[–] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 23 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Ok buddy, you're allowed to refer to yourself in first person here.

[–] MrLLM@ani.social 4 points 16 hours ago

Got ‘em!

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com -2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Holy damn, and the upvotes.. You guys must like the fishy smell. What the heck

[–] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 hours ago

Dude it's okay, just take the L and say you don't know how vaginas work.

Vaginas are typically self-cleaning. Fishy smells are caused by infections. Washing out a vagina disrupts the microbial ecosystem, making it more prone to infections.

Or idk, go wash your eyeballs or smth cause you're worried they'll smell like rotting eggs if you don't, I'm not your mum.