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[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There’s also ”we do machine learning”, which usually translates to ”someone trained an SVM model 10 years ago”.

[–] mormund@feddit.org 6 points 1 day ago

Frankly, the only respectable way to do it!

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's a useless fiction for hiring, but highly effective for getting money from the dumber investors.