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[–] crapwittyname@lemm.ee 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)

An Irish beer company, weirdly.

[–] r4venw@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

...wait a minute, I thought they did harps!

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I never put those things together.. wow.

[–] towerful@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Michelin Stars? Yeh, the tyre company recommending restaurants

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

That one I did know, and is equally weird without the context of it being some sort of road trip guide for the wealthy.

Humans are fucking weird yo.