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Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention (www.thedailybeast.com)

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[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 62 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Fuck that eyebrow raise....

[–] DoGeeseSeeGod@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Like it's a medical condition right? That wasn't a choice.... right?

[–] shplane@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

He just reeeally wants to be clear how punchable his face is

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

trying to look like the rock, who is equally a douche.

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

This guy looks like he failed the screening for whatever character Michael Gandolfini played in the newest season of Daredevil.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago

Nah, he adorable. What a cute widdle face, trying to look like all grown up and stuff. He's got a suit and everything!