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Anon considers LASIK (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Redex68@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How do they keep your eyes from looking away or blinking while they're doing it if it's whilst you're awake?

[–] vodka@feddit.org 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

They use anaesthetic eye drops that makes your eye not move around, and they clamp open your eyelids.

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 2 points 2 days ago

smart

[–] vala@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Sounds like a clockwork orange lol