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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon considers LASIK (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Coldcell@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do you also have an urn of dirt from your homeland so you can get a restful sleep in your coffin?

[–] oleorun@real.lemmy.fan 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I do. May I enter your domicile and show you?

[–] Coldcell@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Only if I can spill some salt grains first 😅

[–] oleorun@real.lemmy.fan 2 points 1 day ago

Well-played!