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[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I noticed women looking right past me when I'm wearing glasses, and jizzing their pants when I am not wearing them

[–] Timoruz@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago

That’s a really weird vision problem.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What kinda pervy superpower is that

[–] Maestro@fedia.io 2 points 2 days ago

Are you Clark Kent?