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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

Anon visits a guy's house (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] madjo@feddit.nl 1 points 4 days ago

            
              me, an ice cube
ugh, no I don't want to leave the freezer
oh no! He's picking me! Grab one of my annoying neighbours please!
you know what? I'll jump out of his hands! He'll surely have to pick me up and put me back.
what the fuck? He just kicks me underneath the freezer to melt uselessly?!
fml